Post by Lasagna and tears of failure on Apr 30, 2022 1:43:05 GMT -8
Red Hot Rod Rockets review of the movers Day 1
Well here we are with a review of Day 1 HUGE signings. the Red Hot Rod Rocket review of the shakers and movers of the day. Hold onto your hats, as it's gonna get windy in here... like gone with the wind windy.
2039 181 76ers Sign SG Kiyan Anthony for $36,000,000 over 2 years.
This was a great signing, 76ers must be trying to reset under the new GM, and reset they will. Lums predicted the team would be good with minor changes, I think he's right.
2039 181 Mavericks Sign C Red Rocha for $148,837,500 over 6 years.
GOAT big got payed, no surprise, and no shock
2039 181 Clippers Sign SG Carl Braun for $35,700,000 over 2 years.
Really good signing bringing Carl back home to the team. not a tone of 25+ ppg players in the league, and Carl is one of them that has high volume, gret %'s and low turnovers
2039 181 Magic Sign SG Frank Ramsey for $115,500,000 over 7 years.
Really good signing bringing Frank back home to the team. not a tone of 25+ ppg players in the league, and Frank is one of them that has high volume, great %'s and low turnovers. At only 26, worth every penny
2039 181 Pacers Sign SG Bob Brown for $40,500,000 over 3 years.
ahhh... I mean he's alright, but 12mil plus max increases? Not seeing it.
2039 181 Bucks Sign PG Jack McMahon for $4,500,000 over one year.
Jack is an asshole going to Mil for this shitty contract. Hope he gets and STD with his fuckery
2039 181 Pistons Sign SF Zaine Winscott for $12,000,000 over one year.
Zanes time in the Rock City was short lived and his bags never got unpacked after agreeing to terms.
2039 181 Lakers Sign C Ray Felix for $28,372,500 over 3 years.
Not a bad signing, not a great one. Looked at ray pretty closely but thought he was more a Gish kinda guy.
2039 181 Pacers Sign SG Tracy Templeton for $4,500,000 over one year.
I'm confused by this use of a MLE.
2039 181 Super Sonics Sign PG Bryant Ivey for $4,500,000 over one year.
Seattle does need a PG, not sure Bryant is the guy.
2039 181 Knicks Sign C Chet Holmgren for $4,700,000 over one year.
Is Chet really worth this much, stay tuned for another season of the STOCK exchange
2039 181 Wizards Sign SF Buzz Bennett for $115,500,000 over 7 years.
This payout will be the buzz of the league for a while, at first no one could believe the offer, and then he was traded, so that made 2 GMs being questioned about their sanity
2039 181 Nuggets Sign PG Chuck Noble for $1,358,040 over 2 years.
backup PG incase the great Cousey goes down. He sucks but will do for a short injury. good deal locking him up cheap for a couple years.
2039 181 Pistons Sign SG Earle Markey for $8,000,000 over one year.
Earle's time in the Rock City was short lived and his bags never got unpacked after agreeing to terms.
2039 181 Knicks Sign SF Paul Hicks for $24,073,438 over 3 years.
Paul finally gets paid. Skilz knew Paul was gonna be poached, just didn't think he'd do 8 a year. oh well. Love Paul, wish I still had him.
2039 181 76ers Sign SF Walt Davis for $4,500,000 over one year.
What a steal for the new Philly GM. This team is gonna roll with the D it has now. Amazing pickup.
2039 181 Rockets Sign SF Atlas Guillot for $4,500,000 over one year.
? I guess Broph knows something we dont? Future Filler?
2039 181 Hornets Sign PF Ray Kirkwasser for $12,000,000 over one year.
Really crappy version of Namdor? Seems like an excessive amount to spend on him.
2039 181 Nuggets Sign C Henry Daubenschmidt for $6,459,766 over one year.
This guy still has a last name that sounds like a big dog takin a crap on someone's yard. Must have been a filler signing as he's gone like the wind.
2039 181 Hornets Sign SF Bob Santini for $10,000,000 over one year.
sign for matching in a trade, or Pig has lost his mind
2039 181 Bucks Sign C Ike Borsavage for $1,728,000 over one year.
anything under a MLE, and IKE is a fuckin steal! Great signing.
2039 181 Nuggets Sign SF John McConathy for $1,718,040 over 2 years.
Has he actually gotten to a point to be on a roster? I mean in a void he puts up stats on the glass, but...
Well there you have it, right from the tip of the Rocket
Well there you have it, right from the tip of the Rocket
