Post by Lasagna and tears of failure on Aug 12, 2022 15:57:28 GMT -8
Angry Cock's RAGE lotto review
Gotta love waking up and finding you fell from 7 to 9. I mean JFC, such fucking bullshit teams jumping from 8+ back to top 3. NY Knick level of tampering. But lets get into the lotto and see who was the winners and who was the losers here. I do hope that the comedy below is taken with the humorous nature intended.
1. Atlanta Hawks(from Grizzlies)-Jerry Lucas PF 6'8'' 230 22 B C C- B A- A
This guy was the number 1 pick hands down, Does DBW deserve a good grade for making the obvious pick, or a good grade for having the pick that jumped?
A+
2. Portland Trailblazers-Chet Walker SF 6'6'' 216 22 B- B- C- C+ C+ A
Chet was claiming he should go first, but he is a wing and should STFU.
A
3. Phoenix Suns(from Pistons)-Dave DeBusschere PF 6'6'' 220 22 B- C- C- B B+ A
Phoenix is in a state of turmoil after the Owner and GM found out he had to start life over. Prior to sinking into a handle of booze, opiods and edibles, Andrew made a great selection.
A+
4. Atlanta Hawks - Gus Johnson PF 6'6'' 230 24 B+ C D+ C B+ A
DBW and his incriminating pictures of Spence has to stop. 1 and 8 to 1 and 4, how long do the rest of us have to suffer because DB was in the right place with an early smartphone to capture Spence shitting into the sunroof of a car on a smartphone camera? Good thing Habes' brother Chuck was handy to get Spence off on the charges.
B+
5. Miami Heat Zelmo Beaty C 6'9'' 225 23 B+ C C- C B A
Kobe likes to Beaty on friday while swiping right on his various women chasin apps, not a surprise he took Elmo. I mean everyone knows Elmo is irresistible, no wonder Kobe took him.
B
6. New Orleans Hornets - Leroy Ellis C 6'10'' 210 22 C C C- B A- B
Marty gets an A for this pick, Lums gets an F, cause even though it was the obvious pick (OK I was pissed when I went to pick him and saw he was gone) we all know Lums would have chosen someone else
F
7. Atlanta Hawks (from Suns)-Wayne Hightower PF 6'8'' 192 22 C+ C C- B- C+ B
Might be a reach pick. Was kinda surprised at the trade and pick. Hopefully Wayne sucks and makes up for the freebee gifts from Spence.
D+
8. LA Lakers-Len Chappelle PF 6'8'' 240 21 C D+ C- B+ B- B
Nanz is a motherfucker, taking the guy I didn't realize he took and leaving me holding my nutsack as I went to post only to see he was already picked. Just low down and rotten, couldn't have acted like some people and gone for a huge reach here? just not fair... oh the pick was awesome though
A
9. Dallas Mavericks-Terry Dischinger SF 6'7'' 189 22 B- B+ C- C C B
Donny gets an A for this pick. Dallas gets a B for actually listening to his article advice vs making a HORRIBLE pick... eh OK Dallas gets a C
C
10. Indiana Pacers-Howie Montgomery SF 6'5'' 220 22 B- C+ C B C+ B
Damn, will the picks never end? 4 more reviews to go.... sigh... Hmm the notes dont sound that great... Meh, better hope the potential is above scouted.
C
11. Portland Trailblazers(from Supersonics) - Chico Vaughn PG 6'2'' 190 22 C+ B C+ C+ D+ B
Nice pickup by Donnie here. Probably should have gone a spot or two higher. Chico is gonna score.
B+
12. Washington Wizards - Charlie Hardnett PF 6'8'' 225 24 B- C- C- B C+ B
Really like the notes on this Hardnet guy. JAH may have gotten a sleeper here but he most def needs a +24. That said, he potentially could be an impact player from day 1 as a late lotto.
A
13. Boston Celtics - Mel Nowell PG 6'2'' 170 23 C B- B C+ D+ B
Red seems to already be coasting thinking without even trying he will be better than any previous GM in Boston, soon he will discover the ugly underbelly of being in Boston. Napping through the draft... I mean Working...
B
Bonus review, Utah Jazz... No picks in the lotto
F
