Post by Royal on Apr 30, 2020 23:02:56 GMT -8
C😷VID-1
TOP 5 WTF'S?
If you're reading this its too late! Prepare to be infected with a uncharted, uncensored series of basically anything and everything.
Throughout out the life of the league I will continue my COVID series with random and hopefully entertaining pieces to lighten up the mood around here. 💡
So please strap up and enjoy for the next 2 weeks we have together!
COVID-1 is titled WTFs, but really what we're looking at here is a whole lot of mind boggling, bloopers, and just things that are quite hilarious. Let's dive in..
#5
-BBS-
-Going to go ahead and get this one out the way, and it may not seem like a WTF to most of you, but myself however I been around some time and I've always seen the BBS leagues around, but to be honest, what does it even stand for? Usually when someone uses an acronym that spell out the meaning first. Nope, not here, its like the word Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation, we throw it around left and right not knowing what it actually means. For those that don't know, thats..
.
I tried being creative and thinking of what it could stand for, but the only thing that came to mine was Big Baller Sim, and because of this, I get this image of Spencer laying in his bed looking over to his wall and smiling at his life size Lavar Ball fat head. So what's it stand for? Press 5 if you know the answer.
#4
-2000?-
Let's play a game, press 5 up top if I win. Five seconds, ready? Name 5 guys in this picture.
If that's not a whole bunch of L O Ls. You know that draft is ass when the first person you name isn't black!! Tell me I'm right, 1st guy you recognized was Hedo right. This might be the worse era of NBA basketball. Here we are doing a creation draft trying to build the best team's possible and after pick 15 of the draft, not a rookie draft, a draft of the entire league, its now a contest of who could fuck up the least, and make it to 2003. We got teams tanking with Larry Hughes as their franchise player! Another thing I'm guilty of as well, we're all scared to draft the least mediocre team possible so we went ahead and traded multiple futures hoping our 32 year old's are better than the rest. This is a very challenging year to start and I'm glad it's out the way, but man, this season is for the birds. I was in the draft thread earlier and I saw someone say, I'm rebuilding. Boy, if don't smack you across your head.
#3
-Chipper-
Boy, did you get screwed!! My man Chipper joins the league, sends his PM to join, knows he has til Wednesday to comeback for draft, and come Tuesday, "hey man we had to let you go, because we decided to start early and you weren't here."
If that's not a whole bag of ass! lol. But in all fairness it was a new league and you should've known these things usually end up going ahead of schedule due to the excitement. The final part about all this shit was, he said it's cool could I just be 1st on the waitlist! Like bruh, you just got fired on your day off! I go to the waitlist and see them looking at Chipper like....
#2
-CACTUS JACK-
493 Bo Outlaw PF 29 6'8'' 210 C+ D+ C A B C
591 Shawn Marion SF 22 6'7'' 215 B C C A B+ B
553 Quentin Richardson SG 20 6'6'' 223 B- B- D+ C C B
My man Cactus Jack takes the cake with this one, kudos to you for being bored in the house and in the house bored, Bored in the house and in the house bored, Bored than a muhfucka in the house bored.
Google Doc was clutch, but I have to ask why didn't you look at it for your draft!? Not sure how you made that spreadsheet, but it looks like it was tough, and you literally said, "I'm bout to make every team this much better, and everyone is going to like me." Than you proceeded to put all those names in random.org and generated yourself a big board. Now, I'm not saying your team is the worse by any means, but for some one who studies numbers and did all that work, you goofed! You remind of that kid in high school, that didn't play any sports and kept to himself and did peoples homework for money. That stops now! FBB is a dog eat dog world and you're one of the best to ever do it, so whatever cold streak you've been having lately, lose it! P.S. Keep my 03 if you want Shaq!
#1
-STEVE-
This by far is my favorite thing seeing, now I don't know if this is a big ass troll or we really got four Steve's here, but thats fuckin awesome. LOL. That bad news with that is when Steve pisses me off, I'ma fuck up and take it out on sTeve one day, and it's going to piss stevE off, because he'll think I'm talking bout him, even though it was steve all along.
I could imagine the first time they figured this awesomeness out.
Someone- Hey Steve
steve- wassup
Someone- Yo Steve
steve- i said wassup
Steve- wait your names Steve?
steve- yea, you?
Steve- yea dude!!
sTeve- whattt theres 2 other steves here
stevE- make that 3 others!!!
How it really looked...
Haha, aye its all love from me boys, I know yall got space for one more in that bed. Thanks for reading hope everyone enjoyed.
If you're reading this its too late! Prepare to be infected with a uncharted, uncensored series of basically anything and everything.
Throughout out the life of the league I will continue my COVID series with random and hopefully entertaining pieces to lighten up the mood around here. 💡
So please strap up and enjoy for the next 2 weeks we have together!
COVID-1 is titled WTFs, but really what we're looking at here is a whole lot of mind boggling, bloopers, and just things that are quite hilarious. Let's dive in..
#5
-BBS-
-Going to go ahead and get this one out the way, and it may not seem like a WTF to most of you, but myself however I been around some time and I've always seen the BBS leagues around, but to be honest, what does it even stand for? Usually when someone uses an acronym that spell out the meaning first. Nope, not here, its like the word Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation, we throw it around left and right not knowing what it actually means. For those that don't know, thats..
. I tried being creative and thinking of what it could stand for, but the only thing that came to mine was Big Baller Sim, and because of this, I get this image of Spencer laying in his bed looking over to his wall and smiling at his life size Lavar Ball fat head. So what's it stand for? Press 5 if you know the answer.
#4
-2000?-
Let's play a game, press 5 up top if I win. Five seconds, ready? Name 5 guys in this picture.
If that's not a whole bunch of L O Ls. You know that draft is ass when the first person you name isn't black!! Tell me I'm right, 1st guy you recognized was Hedo right. This might be the worse era of NBA basketball. Here we are doing a creation draft trying to build the best team's possible and after pick 15 of the draft, not a rookie draft, a draft of the entire league, its now a contest of who could fuck up the least, and make it to 2003. We got teams tanking with Larry Hughes as their franchise player! Another thing I'm guilty of as well, we're all scared to draft the least mediocre team possible so we went ahead and traded multiple futures hoping our 32 year old's are better than the rest. This is a very challenging year to start and I'm glad it's out the way, but man, this season is for the birds. I was in the draft thread earlier and I saw someone say, I'm rebuilding. Boy, if don't smack you across your head.
#3
-Chipper-
Boy, did you get screwed!! My man Chipper joins the league, sends his PM to join, knows he has til Wednesday to comeback for draft, and come Tuesday, "hey man we had to let you go, because we decided to start early and you weren't here."
If that's not a whole bag of ass! lol. But in all fairness it was a new league and you should've known these things usually end up going ahead of schedule due to the excitement. The final part about all this shit was, he said it's cool could I just be 1st on the waitlist! Like bruh, you just got fired on your day off! I go to the waitlist and see them looking at Chipper like....
#2
-CACTUS JACK-
493 Bo Outlaw PF 29 6'8'' 210 C+ D+ C A B C
591 Shawn Marion SF 22 6'7'' 215 B C C A B+ B
553 Quentin Richardson SG 20 6'6'' 223 B- B- D+ C C B
My man Cactus Jack takes the cake with this one, kudos to you for being bored in the house and in the house bored, Bored in the house and in the house bored, Bored than a muhfucka in the house bored.
Google Doc was clutch, but I have to ask why didn't you look at it for your draft!? Not sure how you made that spreadsheet, but it looks like it was tough, and you literally said, "I'm bout to make every team this much better, and everyone is going to like me." Than you proceeded to put all those names in random.org and generated yourself a big board. Now, I'm not saying your team is the worse by any means, but for some one who studies numbers and did all that work, you goofed! You remind of that kid in high school, that didn't play any sports and kept to himself and did peoples homework for money. That stops now! FBB is a dog eat dog world and you're one of the best to ever do it, so whatever cold streak you've been having lately, lose it! P.S. Keep my 03 if you want Shaq!
#1
-STEVE-
This by far is my favorite thing seeing, now I don't know if this is a big ass troll or we really got four Steve's here, but thats fuckin awesome. LOL. That bad news with that is when Steve pisses me off, I'ma fuck up and take it out on sTeve one day, and it's going to piss stevE off, because he'll think I'm talking bout him, even though it was steve all along.
I could imagine the first time they figured this awesomeness out.
Someone- Hey Steve
steve- wassup
Someone- Yo Steve
steve- i said wassup
Steve- wait your names Steve?
steve- yea, you?
Steve- yea dude!!
sTeve- whattt theres 2 other steves here
stevE- make that 3 others!!!
How it really looked...
Haha, aye its all love from me boys, I know yall got space for one more in that bed. Thanks for reading hope everyone enjoyed.
