ACD - Ashes' Offseason Impressions

[Lasagna and tears of failure]

and it's OK if you don't like my team, as I do not either, but it might buy me more time.

[Mark]

Points + Rebounds - assists + three pointers attempted. What’s that equate to? Your house is on fire

[ashes]

Had a ridiculous formula including real life Warrior status, some asinine 3PA to offensive rebounding ratio, a Skillz factor of time spent on the Knicks, and a ridiculous per36 calculation. Bunch of other nonsense equating to "true value"

[Mark]

Aug 3, 2020 18:50:18 GMT -8 ashes said:

Had a ridiculous formula including real life Warrior status, some asinine 3PA to offensive rebounding ratio, a Skillz factor of time spent on the Knicks, and a ridiculous per36 calculation. Bunch of other nonsense equating to "true value"

Incorporating real life warrior status is hilarious lol

[ashes]

I think I called it the Real Analytical Winrate Analysis of Statistical Superstars formula

Or RAWASS for short

[footy]

Aug 3, 2020 18:24:05 GMT -8 ashes said:

No love for the low brow premature ejaculation joke on erbes

Dang

What kinda package do you think Bynum & Tucker is worth?

[ashes]

Aug 3, 2020 18:53:35 GMT -8 footy said:

Aug 3, 2020 18:24:05 GMT -8 ashes said:

No love for the low brow premature ejaculation joke on erbes

Dang

What kinda package do you think Bynum & Tucker is worth?

A lot

[Mark]

Aug 3, 2020 18:53:35 GMT -8 footy said:

Aug 3, 2020 18:24:05 GMT -8 ashes said:

No love for the low brow premature ejaculation joke on erbes

Dang

What kinda package do you think Bynum & Tucker is worth?

Tank again imo. 2007 is loaded. Feel like people forget Marc Gasol is in this too

[2 years left]

Aug 3, 2020 18:53:35 GMT -8 footy said:

Aug 3, 2020 18:24:05 GMT -8 ashes said:

No love for the low brow premature ejaculation joke on erbes

Dang

What kinda package do you think Bynum & Tucker is worth?

Dirka Dirka

[footy]

Aug 3, 2020 18:54:23 GMT -8 Mark said:

Aug 3, 2020 18:53:35 GMT -8 footy said:

What kinda package do you think Bynum & Tucker is worth?

Tank again imo. 2007 is loaded. Feel like people forget Marc Gasol is in this too

Ohh I am definitely tanking again

I see no reason to trade either yet anyway

Give them a year to develop- I think I'm only one starter away from having a very nice team

Actually have some assets to move now too which is nice.

[Orlando Magic Johnson]

Aug 3, 2020 18:49:18 GMT -8 Mark said:

Points + Rebounds - assists + three pointers attempted. What’s that equate to? Your house is on fire

lol

[Stevie B]

Aug 3, 2020 18:57:54 GMT -8 Orlando Magic Johnson said:

Aug 3, 2020 18:49:18 GMT -8 Mark said:

Points + Rebounds - assists + three pointers attempted. What’s that equate to? Your house is on fire

lol

[Galo]

Aug 3, 2020 18:03:40 GMT -8 ashes said:

also, yes, I did this to parody galo's wall of text!

have fun!

Good work. I'll take the compliment on the draft and the slight on no mention of the Pistons!

[footy]

Aug 3, 2020 18:17:41 GMT -8 Mark said:

5 baby. For the record I didn’t jump for Paul lol I was #1 projected. So stop writing that every gd second of your article, thank you! Still a 5 despite the disgusting lack of accuracy

To be fair you won the tiebreaker with us for projected 1 and ended up with pick 1

Still hurtssss

[ashes]

Aug 3, 2020 19:11:38 GMT -8 Galo said:

Aug 3, 2020 18:03:40 GMT -8 ashes said:

also, yes, I did this to parody galo's wall of text!

have fun!

Good work. I'll take the compliment on the draft and the slight on no mention of the Pistons!

mentioned indirectly with trading for Duncan 

plus you were the direct inspiration for the formatting!

[Lasagna and tears of failure]

Aug 3, 2020 19:11:38 GMT -8 Galo said:

Aug 3, 2020 18:03:40 GMT -8 ashes said:

also, yes, I did this to parody galo's wall of text!

have fun!

and the slight on no mention of the Pistons!

damn, yer just getting fucked on articles recently 

[Spencer]

AShes AC Done