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Apr 27, 2020 8:39:39 GMT -8
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Post by Deleted on Apr 27, 2020 8:39:39 GMT -8
So a little about me. I'm a professional gamer. First car by age 24. Rent my own studio apartment (1.5 bathrooms). Super close with my landlord Mel. Member at 24 Hour Fitness, Planet Fitness, and Gold's, and I use 'em all. Trying to get my YouTube up and running. Only foods I eat are chicken, brown rice, and broccoli (my mom cooks me a big pot of it every Sunday). Pretty sure I had Coronavirus last fall (bad cold, ended up calling 911 and getting tased).
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Apr 27, 2020 8:41:51 GMT -8
Post by kobe on Apr 27, 2020 8:41:51 GMT -8
So a little about me. I'm a professional gamer. First car by age 24. Rent my own studio apartment (1.5 bathrooms). Super close with my landlord Mel. Member at 24 Hour Fitness, Planet Fitness, and Gold's, and I use 'em all. Trying to get my YouTube up and running. Only foods I eat are chicken, brown rice, and broccoli (my mom cooks me a big pot of it every Sunday). Pretty sure I had Coronavirus last fall (bad cold, ended up calling 911 and getting tased). best one so far |
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Apr 27, 2020 8:44:06 GMT -8
Post by Deleted on Apr 27, 2020 8:44:06 GMT -8
yeah it felt good coming out of my hands
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Apr 27, 2020 8:46:52 GMT -8
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Post by Stevie B on Apr 27, 2020 8:46:52 GMT -8
Lmao
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Apr 27, 2020 8:48:22 GMT -8
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Post by Lasagna and tears of failure on Apr 27, 2020 8:48:22 GMT -8
So a little about me. I'm a professional gamer. First car by age 24. Rent my own studio apartment (1.5 bathrooms). Super close with my landlord Mel. Member at 24 Hour Fitness, Planet Fitness, and Gold's, and I use 'em all. Trying to get my YouTube up and running. Only foods I eat are chicken, brown rice, and broccoli (my mom cooks me a big pot of it every Sunday). Pretty sure I had Coronavirus last fall (bad cold, ended up calling 911 and getting tased). best one so far only thing that would have made it better is |
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Apr 27, 2020 9:08:23 GMT -8
Post by Lasagna and tears of failure on Apr 27, 2020 9:08:23 GMT -8
lets see...
I'm a professional game tester, and I got kicked out of my apartment recently, because my roommate has been blowing the rent checks on filipino hookers. I thought the rent was paid up, but the landlord showed up and kicked us out.
Been checking the want ads for a place to crash and see that a 1.5 studio is coming open soon, something about Mel teaching his son tough love. In the meantime I've been sleeping at the office, and the filipino hookers once they found out what happened, are letting me shower at the brothel as long as I am there after 9 am and before 9:45.
Currently I am hiding out as I found out I got married some years ago and knocked the girl up and have a son named Jr. Last I heard she wants back child support and alimony for the life she lost, though I have no idea who she is.
My aspirations are to one day release the game I've been wanting to make, and one day I plan to learn how to program to make it a reality. People say you can't teach an old dog a new trick, but I'm sure it can't be any worse than learning to type back when I was in grammar school 60 yrs ago.
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Apr 27, 2020 9:14:06 GMT -8
Post by Deleted on Apr 27, 2020 9:14:06 GMT -8
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
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Apr 27, 2020 9:15:38 GMT -8
Post by Lasagna and tears of failure on Apr 27, 2020 9:15:38 GMT -8
lmao
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Apr 27, 2020 10:04:31 GMT -8
Post by Erbes on Apr 27, 2020 10:04:31 GMT -8
im out
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Apr 27, 2020 10:12:15 GMT -8
Post by Lasagna and tears of failure on Apr 27, 2020 10:12:15 GMT -8
of beer?
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Post by kobe on Apr 27, 2020 10:23:56 GMT -8
Of cum probably. He's gotta be on his 10 masturbation of the day at least
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Apr 27, 2020 10:25:13 GMT -8
Post by Erbes on Apr 27, 2020 10:25:13 GMT -8
pew pew
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Apr 27, 2020 13:57:36 GMT -8
Post by Orlando Magic Johnson on Apr 27, 2020 13:57:36 GMT -8
So a little about me. I'm a professional gamer. First car by age 24. Rent my own studio apartment (1.5 bathrooms). Super close with my landlord Mel. Member at 24 Hour Fitness, Planet Fitness, and Gold's, and I use 'em all. Trying to get my YouTube up and running. Only foods I eat are chicken, brown rice, and broccoli (my mom cooks me a big pot of it every Sunday). Pretty sure I had Coronavirus last fall (bad cold, ended up calling 911 and getting tased). lold |
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Apr 27, 2020 13:59:01 GMT -8
Post by Skillz on Apr 27, 2020 13:59:01 GMT -8
where y'all living now?
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Apr 27, 2020 14:21:13 GMT -8
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Post by Deleted on Apr 27, 2020 14:21:13 GMT -8
moved to dc six months ago
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Apr 27, 2020 14:22:41 GMT -8
Post by Andrew on Apr 27, 2020 14:22:41 GMT -8
moved to dc six months ago was it really six months ago? I've failed. |
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Apr 27, 2020 14:26:15 GMT -8
Post by Lasagna and tears of failure on Apr 27, 2020 14:26:15 GMT -8
moved to dc six months ago 6hrs S - SW of ya |
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Apr 27, 2020 14:44:07 GMT -8
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Post by Deleted on Apr 27, 2020 14:44:07 GMT -8
moved to dc six months ago 6hrs S - SW of ya nice. I’m free this weekend |
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Apr 27, 2020 14:55:32 GMT -8
Post by Lasagna and tears of failure on Apr 27, 2020 14:55:32 GMT -8
nice. I’m free this weekend My boss says I'm suppose to be social distancing, but I'll be over at my buddies house helping him frame in his addition. Free beer and food. Got 1.5 walls up yesterday. Might have dropped one of the walls once though  I'd say come on down we'd do dinner but there aint shit open. Once all of this is over, we'll be popping up to DC for some sightseeing, we'll have to get beer / food. |
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Apr 27, 2020 14:58:45 GMT -8
Post by Erbes on Apr 27, 2020 14:58:45 GMT -8
moved to dc six months ago why haven't you texted me |
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Apr 27, 2020 15:00:44 GMT -8
Post by Lasagna and tears of failure on Apr 27, 2020 15:00:44 GMT -8
moved to dc six months ago why haven't you texted me u up there too? |
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Apr 27, 2020 15:01:47 GMT -8
Post by Erbes on Apr 27, 2020 15:01:47 GMT -8
yeah for 6 years and aaron knew that. and now im wondering if he... doesn't like me?
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Apr 27, 2020 15:03:38 GMT -8
Post by Lasagna and tears of failure on Apr 27, 2020 15:03:38 GMT -8
yeah for 6 years and aaron knew that. and now im wondering if he... doesn't like me? must be on the other side of town. I know I wouldn't drive the beltway to go visit anyone if I lived up there. |
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Apr 27, 2020 15:06:56 GMT -8
Post by Erbes on Apr 27, 2020 15:06:56 GMT -8
hmmmm i wonder what neighborhood he lives in. my guesses:
1. noma
2. woodley park
3. foggy bottom
tbf i bitched out and moved to arlington this year
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Apr 27, 2020 15:09:24 GMT -8
Post by Lasagna and tears of failure on Apr 27, 2020 15:09:24 GMT -8
hmmmm i wonder what neighborhood he lives in. my guesses: 1. noma 2. woodley park 3. foggy bottom tbf i bitched out and moved to arlington this year the one time I was up there for work I stayed in Georgetown... really liked the bars |
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Apr 27, 2020 15:12:17 GMT -8
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Post by Stevie B on Apr 27, 2020 15:12:17 GMT -8
hmmmm i wonder what neighborhood he lives in. my guesses: 1. noma 2. woodley park 3. foggy bottom tbf i bitched out and moved to arlington this year the one time I was up there for work I stayed in Georgetown... really liked the bars georgetown bars are lit |
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Apr 27, 2020 15:20:05 GMT -8
Post by Deleted on Apr 27, 2020 15:20:05 GMT -8
moved to dc six months ago why haven't you texted me do u live in dc |
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Apr 27, 2020 15:21:34 GMT -8
Post by Deleted on Apr 27, 2020 15:21:34 GMT -8
hmmmm i wonder what neighborhood he lives in. my guesses: 1. noma 2. woodley park 3. foggy bottom tbf i bitched out and moved to arlington this year 0 for 3 hoss |
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Apr 27, 2020 15:22:57 GMT -8
Post by Lasagna and tears of failure on Apr 27, 2020 15:22:57 GMT -8
the one time I was up there for work I stayed in Georgetown... really liked the bars georgetown bars are lit haven't been since the late 90's and YES... yes there were |
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Apr 27, 2020 15:23:27 GMT -8
Post by Deleted on Apr 27, 2020 15:23:27 GMT -8
yeah for 6 years and aaron knew that. and now im wondering if he... doesn't like me? huge ass baby you went to college there last i knew you worked for the bisons last i knew they played in buffalo |
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