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Post by nybombers3 on Feb 15, 2021 15:12:27 GMT -8
Heated seat while my ass gets cleaned
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Post by ashes on Feb 15, 2021 15:12:32 GMT -8
Don’t they have that spray for your butthole oh most def you can change the water temperature for that too bebe |
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Post by hf on Feb 15, 2021 15:12:39 GMT -8
So the shit residue only stays in that room, got it
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Post by ashes on Feb 15, 2021 15:12:45 GMT -8
Heated seat while my ass gets cleaned it's pure luxury |
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Post by nybombers3 on Feb 15, 2021 15:12:49 GMT -8
Don’t they have that spray for your butthole oh most def you can change the water temperature for that too bebe That's hot |
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Post by hf on Feb 15, 2021 15:13:07 GMT -8
Don’t they have that spray for your butthole oh most def you can change the water temperature for that too bebe Oh nice, can have a little cold thrill every once in a while |
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Post by nybombers3 on Feb 15, 2021 15:13:17 GMT -8
Gotta let my wife know that I need that
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Post by ashes on Feb 15, 2021 15:13:26 GMT -8
oh most def you can change the water temperature for that too bebe Oh nice, can have a little cold thrill every once in a while it'll definitely wake you up |
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Post by hf on Feb 15, 2021 15:13:52 GMT -8
Oh nice, can have a little cold thrill every once in a while it'll definitely wake you up So do you have a butthole towel how does that work |
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Post by hf on Feb 15, 2021 15:14:10 GMT -8
Like these towels are specifically for my butthole
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Post by Andrew on Feb 15, 2021 15:15:09 GMT -8
bidets are the way
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Post by nybombers3 on Feb 15, 2021 15:15:10 GMT -8
I like to shower after a shit. Gotta be clean
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Post by ashes on Feb 15, 2021 15:15:20 GMT -8
there's several little shelfs (more like a bar lolz) right next to you as you sit, so you can put your phone down and watch some netflix, or your bowl of cereal
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Post by hf on Feb 15, 2021 15:15:26 GMT -8
I like to shower after a shit. Gotta be clean Do you wipe before showering |
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Post by ashes on Feb 15, 2021 15:15:36 GMT -8
it'll definitely wake you up So do you have a butthole towel how does that work nah i just use a little bit of toilet paper to dry |
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Post by hf on Feb 15, 2021 15:15:46 GMT -8
there's several little shelfs (more like a bar lolz) right next to you as you sit, so you can put your phone down and watch some netflix, or your bowl of cereal Can put some whiskey there too |
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Post by ashes on Feb 15, 2021 15:16:07 GMT -8
there's several hand rails too, if you need the added support
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Post by nybombers3 on Feb 15, 2021 15:16:25 GMT -8
I like to shower after a shit. Gotta be clean Do you wipe before showering Of course. Can't have shit floating in the tub. Still, its like a nice relaxing ending |
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Post by nybombers3 on Feb 15, 2021 15:16:52 GMT -8
Like a happy ending without the nut
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Post by ashes on Feb 15, 2021 15:16:59 GMT -8
also, environmentally conscious, there's a sink attached to the toilet above it, so after you flush, you wash your hands with the fresh water before it fills the bowl
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Post by ashes on Feb 15, 2021 15:17:23 GMT -8
just an overall masterpiece
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Post by hf on Feb 15, 2021 15:17:35 GMT -8
Do you wipe before showering Of course. Can't have shit floating in the tub. Still, its like a nice relaxing ending But if you had the hose would you still need a shower after a shit |
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Post by ashes on Feb 15, 2021 15:17:36 GMT -8
when i move back i will legit install this toilet
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Post by hf on Feb 15, 2021 15:17:57 GMT -8
also, environmentally conscious, there's a sink attached to the toilet above it, so after you flush, you wash your hands with the fresh water before it fills the bowl Japanese ppl serious about their bathrooms |
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Post by hf on Feb 15, 2021 15:18:23 GMT -8
Ryan’s never gonna shit in a public US restroom ever again
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Post by hf on Feb 15, 2021 15:19:09 GMT -8
How many posts do we need
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Post by nybombers3 on Feb 15, 2021 15:19:11 GMT -8
Of course. Can't have shit floating in the tub. Still, its like a nice relaxing ending But if you had the hose would you still need a shower after a shit This is true. I may still do it because I'm used to it already but who knows |
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Post by hf on Feb 15, 2021 15:20:06 GMT -8
My best posts come from the shitter
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Post by hf on Feb 15, 2021 15:20:16 GMT -8
Just finished up shower time
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Post by hf on Feb 15, 2021 15:20:41 GMT -8
Feel a whole 5 pounds lighter
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