Post by hf on Mar 3, 2022 20:34:46 GMT -8
GM DRAFT NOTES
Every year around the all star break, Spence provides us with player notes for the upcoming draft class. Usually short and precise, they give you a lot of information on the rookie class. An "elite" skill could propel a player to the top 5. Thought it would be pretty funny if we could make some draft notes for our current GMs!
Atlantic Division
Break - Loose cannon in need of veteran leadership. Poor ball handler, makes irrational decisions on the court. Good upside.
Kobe - His lean frame means he lacks strength. When he gets it going, turns red hot. Elite decision maker, patient with the ball. Good mid range.
Skillz - Turns the ball over every time he touches it. Somehow still manages to score 50 a game. elite stocks. elite inside, elite jumpshot.
Marty - Good at getting in the opposing teams head, disrupts passing lanes. Elite stocks. Poor offense. Poor team player.
Galo - Good ball handler, dependable teammate. Able to do a bit of everything on the court.
Lums - Likes to complain to referees. Good shooter. Boom or bust
Jahallstar - Disappears for stretches of the game, lacks the quickness to move without the ball.
Central Division
Andy - Positive stock/TO ratio. Can he shoot? Positive. Positive player to bring the team together. Positive.
Chipper - Indecisive with the ball. Good upside. Raw player.
DBW - Great all around player. Elite upside. Obsessed with free agent bids.
Play - Likes to hammer down the paint on offense, elite strength. Mobility issues make him a poor defender.
Styro - His game comes and goes. Good upside player.
Braz - Top 3 pick, makes some of the luckiest plays you'll ever see. Shoots with his eyes closed. Stud.
Svedda - The best player in the league and he'll let you know. Elite scorer. Elite Boards. Elite Stocks. #1 pick
Pig - Clever player, high basketball iq means no turnovers. Gambles for steals.
Every year around the all star break, Spence provides us with player notes for the upcoming draft class. Usually short and precise, they give you a lot of information on the rookie class. An "elite" skill could propel a player to the top 5. Thought it would be pretty funny if we could make some draft notes for our current GMs!
Atlantic Division
Break - Loose cannon in need of veteran leadership. Poor ball handler, makes irrational decisions on the court. Good upside.
Kobe - His lean frame means he lacks strength. When he gets it going, turns red hot. Elite decision maker, patient with the ball. Good mid range.
Skillz - Turns the ball over every time he touches it. Somehow still manages to score 50 a game. elite stocks. elite inside, elite jumpshot.
Marty - Good at getting in the opposing teams head, disrupts passing lanes. Elite stocks. Poor offense. Poor team player.
Galo - Good ball handler, dependable teammate. Able to do a bit of everything on the court.
Lums - Likes to complain to referees. Good shooter. Boom or bust
Jahallstar - Disappears for stretches of the game, lacks the quickness to move without the ball.
Central Division
Andy - Positive stock/TO ratio. Can he shoot? Positive. Positive player to bring the team together. Positive.
Chipper - Indecisive with the ball. Good upside. Raw player.
DBW - Great all around player. Elite upside. Obsessed with free agent bids.
Play - Likes to hammer down the paint on offense, elite strength. Mobility issues make him a poor defender.
Styro - His game comes and goes. Good upside player.
Braz - Top 3 pick, makes some of the luckiest plays you'll ever see. Shoots with his eyes closed. Stud.
Svedda - The best player in the league and he'll let you know. Elite scorer. Elite Boards. Elite Stocks. #1 pick
Pig - Clever player, high basketball iq means no turnovers. Gambles for steals.
